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    1 Reply Latest reply on Jan 20, 2009 12:40 AM by Lighthouse24

    CADDY COMMENTS

    golfheaven Adventurer
      Hi all was cleaning up some old files and ran across this old one and thought time to share again LOL.

       

      1. 10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
      Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

      1. 9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
      Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

      1. 8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
      Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

      1. 7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
      Caddy: "Eventually."

      1. 6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
      Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

      1. 5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
      Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

      1. 4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game ?"
      Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

      1. 3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
      Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

      1. 2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
      Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

      And the # 1 Best Caddy Comment.....

      Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
      Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.
        • Re: CADDY COMMENTS
          Lighthouse24 Ranger
          Maybe more golf courses should consider bringing back the caddy . . . it would help provide new jobs, save the planet (less energy to recharge/fuel golf carts), promote a healthier lifestyle (a brisk four-mile walk -- six miles for the golfer in your jokes), and totally change the dynamic of the outing (i.e., someone with nothing to lose who could actually SAY all those things to the arrogant executive, client, or politician in your foursome that you'd LIKE to say, but can't afford to). There's probably grant money available somewhere to look into this . . .