If This Blog Were Spam

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    I had a bad dream last night. I was at my desk writing my daily thoughts and all of a sudden I started writing this:

    Hello, my friend,

    I hope this finds you well. Let me ask you these VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:

    ARE YOU STRESSED OUT?
    SICK OF THE GRIND? DOWN IN THE DUMPS?
    WANT TO TRY SOMETHING NEW?
    JUST READ THIS BLOG!!! IT'S THE BEST THING EVER!!!!

    Just READ this Blog for FREE! FREE! FREE!

    This blog is known to do the following AMAZING and FANTASTIC things: it will give you eternal health, thousands of friends, and the biggest house in North America!!! But, WAIT, act now and do the following:

    Read this sentence and MAKE $$ ONLINE!!!
    Look at this word and LOSE WEIGHT INSTANTLY!!!
    WRITE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS FOR AT LEAST TWO LINES AND YOU WILL BECOME AN INSTANT MILLIONAIRE!!!!

    It's true.

    Listen to what this person has to say:

    "I, too, my friend, was just like you. Until I read this
    blog. Now I am as rich as ever and I am living a better life than you.
    See that picture? That's my house! Haha."-Joe B., Internet
    MegaMillionaire

    So, why wait,? Read this blog now and all your problems will DISAPPEAR FOREVER!!! Isn't that what you want,? *JUST
    LET ME KNOW ASAP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD
    BESIDES YOURSELF BECOMES FILTHY RICH WHILE YOU DON'T!!!*

    Dream's Over: Summary
    So, why do I even write this and will anyone even get the humor
    (besides myself)? My point is this: we all have product, programs, and
    ventures to promote. It's ok to promote them and feel proud about what
    you do, but try really hard to be true about them. Be passionate about
    what you do, but instead of using canned scripts and exaggerated
    claims, just be real: why are you doing what your are doing? Is it to
    support your family? Is it because you wanted to do something different
    in your life? Or maybe you just have unfulfilled dreams and this is
    your chance to achieve those dreams?

    Thanks for reading this.

    STRAIGHTALK
    Norman Flecha
    (754) 244 -7376