Good Answer, Peter. Try this one
This course lasts for one semester and is run by Professor N.
Ron Buggard, author of "Business Morality: A Moron's Guide
to an Oxymoron." The course is worth between one and three
billion credits, depending on your creative input.
Week 1: An introduction to ethics
Are ethics good for business - or vice versa?
This lecture, with accompanying seminar and pie charts, will
introduce the student to the once-fashionable notion of ethics.
It will outline the main principles of ethical behavior, from
duty to obligation, to right and wrong, in all their forms. It
will bypass the Kantian (European) notions of ethical action,
focusing on the difference between personal ethics, boardroom
ethics, golf-course ethics, and public displays of ethics in
front of congressional committees
*Week 2: An introduction to business</strong</p>
What is business? And why is it so profitable?
This lecture will remind students of the main principles of
business, from inflating your figures, to devaluing others'
currency. It will ask you to invent a mock stock report, and to
imagine a sham profit margin. With reference to real events, it
will teach you how to avoid prosecution by either befriending
the occupants of the White House, financing the occupants of the
White House, or becoming the occupants of the White House
*Week 3: Cooking the books - a few select
recipes</strong</p>
Students will learn how to misappropriate
funds, turn expenses into profits, shift data among
spreadsheets, and hide debts by filtering money through coffee
machines.
LUCKIEST
