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Re: Do you know that New Professional Marketing System Explodes your Income!

intechspecial — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:21:00 GMT

Thanks for the info!

Another way to market inexpensively would be a Brochure Web Page.

www.intechspecial.com

Re: Do you know that New Professional Marketing System Explodes your Income!

CorpCons08 — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:01:15 GMT

lmao. I heard this one before, except, the last person is a woman.

CC08

Re: Do you know that New Professional Marketing System Explodes your Income!

Buffalo — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:00:16 GMT

Don't give up the day job!

Re: Do you know that New Professional Marketing System Explodes your Income!

LUCKIEST — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:30:06 GMT

You guys want business and humor, O K
A man was in a
bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the
loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a
large sum of money from his insurance company.

It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased
a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business
knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the
business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The
last question of the interview was always the same.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate.

"Yes. You have no ears."

He quickly eliminated the first candidate.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate.

"Yes. You have no ears."

He quickly eliminated the second candidate.

"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate.

"Yes. You're wearing contacts."

Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, "That's correct. How did
you know?"

"You can't wear glasses if you don't have any freakin' ears."

Re: Do you know that New Professional Marketing System Explodes your Income!

DomainDiva — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 21:22:35 GMT

This guy keeps on looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.....

Re: Do you know that New Professional Marketing System Explodes your Income!

CorpCons08 — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:40:05 GMT

Ever see City Slickers 2?
These deals remind me of that movie...
We work so hard at what they offer, and then we get lead.

CC08

Re: Do you know that New Professional Marketing System Explodes your Income!

Buffalo — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:27:30 GMT

I suspect that if you scrape hard enough on most of these "deals" you'll find lead.
Gotta have a sense of humor about some of these posts!

Re: Do you know that New Professional Marketing System Explodes your Income!

CorpCons08 — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:23:47 GMT

Sometimes a little humor helps.

CC08

Re: Do you know that New Professional Marketing System Explodes your Income!

LUCKIEST — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:06:20 GMT

. We all try to answer questions to our level of expertise.
Some of the Members "think outside the box" and others add humor to their answers.
Wishing you all a very Happy New Year. LUCKIEST

Re: Do you know that New Professional Marketing System Explodes your Income!

CorpCons08 — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 19:52:25 GMT

They scraped the top layer of the gold to see it was just painted lead.
CC08